Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Thats the end of it


Today we finished Chemistry...the most hated on subject in the world, atleast by me.
I struggled with it yesterday and had been struggling with it since 7th grade. Never ever liked the subject. Today it’s done, but a job not very well done. My chem paper was "okay." I just know that I wrote and I wrote 3 booklets of crap. Sometimes I did get surprised at myself in the middle on what I was writing. “WTF mate??” sodium orgasmate screwed me!!! I know everyone else’s went well. Anish is gonna top.

Because Today is an end of an era, I have to disclose something. Every night before chemistry exam, Ali and I talk of our deplorable and pathetic state of affairs. We laugh and joke about it and in the midst of it we fantasize a utopian world. Before second term chem. examination we just decided to give up chemistry and our life in school and move to Africa. Africa because it the cheapest-to-shift place from the rest. There we would open mosque-cum-church-cum- strip bar. It would be ideal. A church and a mosque by day and a bar by night. Simple. Now we needed people to run the place. Ali of course would be the guitarist of the bar. As I am going to study Business management in college, I would be the manager. We need someone to fund us and as Dusty and Zafar are the rich people we know….they are going to be our sponsors. Tejas would be singing and performing along side Ali. Harry would have a special theatrical show for himself. Anish is the fast one and quite skillful, thus he will be our superfast waiter and skillful bartender. Govind is the best in maths and he would be our accountant. Bharath, the stand up comedian. Unmukt, best in physics and wants to get into IIT, is our technician to solve our technical problems. Here is the funny part, Sebastian, our Christian mate, would be the priest of our church. Ashiq would be the mullah of the mosque by day and as he is very tall, he would be a pole for pole dancing by night. Aaron apparently has a sexy body and will be our male stripper. Rubin will be the ‘IT presentation dude’ presenting the AV on his laptop over a bar stool. Please keep in mind we do not have enough funds for big screens, projectors, lights and sounds. So Akshay and Amir have to deal with table lamps to light the bar at night, they will keep switching it on and off for the extra effects. For Sound, Ali will provide us with his 4.1 surround speakers. Ameya, Suraj and Akarsh are the bouncers. I sorry, but if girls wanna join along they have to be the strippers along with Aaron. Ankita and Proma have a reserved place already. (Ashiq is gonna get a lot of action.) Rohith and Vivek are the hunters to provide us with food. Nawaz and aashish are the PIMPs. They are more post that I cannot unveil. Shrivats, Kaushik and the rest will do well in their lives. I hope we have fun. Anyone else wants to join along…please register by calling 050-5986976.

The talk before prelim chem exam was even wilder and crazier ….will write about that after I am 18 and legal to write about stuff like that. Hint: it was a parody on Lord of the Rings. And before the Boards it was Sodium Orgasmate.

P.S - It was a wild imagination and I hope no one’s sentiments were hurt, it was all meant to be for fun. Just wanted to post this for a long time.

Anyway happy that Chem is over but would miss the talks......

3 Comments:

Blogger Stained said...

"mosque-cum-church-cum- strip bar"

nice idea....ultra modern... :P

you'll have to learn Swahili, Hausa, and Yoruba to communicate coz well sign language with the natives will be a bad idea..you might end up being the hunted one....imagine your friend running half naked hunted by a bunch of half naked people... :D :D

Thu Mar 08, 10:15:00 AM 2007  
Blogger ug said...

hahahahaha...romit ur a genius :P
loved the post...waiting for the next
oh and can i be the administrator? :P

Thu Mar 08, 12:51:00 PM 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please have another pole arranged for Aaron. Not only because he and I are both guys, but because he deserves a spot all for himself, since we all know he'll be the main attraction by miles. Actually, it's ONLY because we're both guys.

Thu Mar 08, 01:06:00 PM 2007  

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