My First Encounter With a China Man

My first encounter with a real china man. I live in a world full of East Asian's, Karama. I could never really figure out the difference between a Filipino and Chinese. Ali can differentiate them from far, but I never got to know if he was right. Today, I came to the know difference myself.

On a holiday, my parents not at home, when I was free, I was fast asleep. Everyone was busy doing something and I was sleeping!!! Suddenly in the middle, a call comes. I answered "hello", a lady's voice replied,” Sir, is d'is 3966244", "yes" " were you sleeping, Sir?", “uh-huh", "no problem-o. We just want to deliver 2 bar stools you ordered," I didn't know about this, because my parents had ordered those yesterday. I was confused. Her voice was really pissing me of. You don't wanna hear her voice in the middle of your sleep. It was very annoying. Continuing... "So we take a right from Pizza Inn?" "Yes, Opposite Wok inn rest." Then... then she cracks a joke..... “Opposite Wok Inn rest.? Okay..... So do you have to always walk into this rest. And eat your food or you can eat outside also?? *laughs for 5 mins*and I go exactly like "aeyyy oh..Oh...yea..hahhahaha" OMG I was shocked to hear that....seriously. You don't want hear all that after Khan and in the middle of your sleep. Then after 10 mins of talking and more jokes I managed to tell her my address.

Chinese people are seriously very prompt or at least this guy was ..... after exactly 10 mins.... he rings my door bell. I felt proud standing in front of him. He was a shorty. Funny guy. "hello sir, good evening" He bowed twice with biggest smile on his face and then slowly making an angry face, ripped apart the cardboard cover and the bubble pack in a flash and brought the two bar stools in. After placing them properly near the bar cabinet.....while I signing the bill......... he asked me if was alone. I said "yes". I swear to God and I am serious. He went, loudly, "haeeee yaaa" and took upon karate position, bending his body down like Bruce Lee and everything, and was ready to attack me man. I was taken aback with shock and in my mind I was like "what the hell??" I moved back two steps in fear, seriously, never before I have come across a situation like this. I didn't know what to do. I was trembling. He saw the expression on my face from which he got some satisfaction or something. Suddenly there was a big smile on his face and slowly turned into laughter. He got up and slapped me lightly twice on my face and said "just jo-king!!!" he took the bill, said "thank you, sir" and went off closing the door behind him. I swear I stood there motionless for 1o mins wondering what the hell just happened until Harry's phone came.
This was my first real encounter with a china man. Wished somebody had caught that on tape. It would have been hilarious from a third person point of view. I still can't get over what I saw.

Do you guys have any incidences with funny people around the world? I have.